May 2012
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May 1st
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Anonymous asked: :33 < you live in Orange County? Have you seen a High-heeled pink or blue haired man whom crossdresses? Well if you have, his name is Jeffree Star and his music is awesome. (well from my opinion) He lives in California, and I am jealous of you, dear sir. :3
May 1st
April 2012
New followers (or old), what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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do u want a chicken: list of tumblr users i follow... →
egbortion: they’re in no particular order i’m just going through my following list and picking people, also i may have left some people out but idk! :-) there are also some people i follow who i have no idea what they look like so that too. http://fujikawaii10346.tumblr.com/ http://barfing-rainbows.tumblr.com/ http://ask-irl-strider.tumblr.com/ http://kawaiiniccage.tumblr.com/ ...
Apr 30th
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ListenBecause one hundred of you decided I was...
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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taex asked: 3, 9, 26, 49, 73
Apr 27th
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Kinky Questions, go!
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Apr 27th
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Drunken Ramblings from a Mildly Attractive Guy:... →
angryhol: Okay so like the other week, I had this group assignment to do right? And it was like me, this one hot chick, this one normal guy, two other chicks, and then this one chick. Now let me tell you bout this chick, she wasn’t that good lucking. UIn fact, she was uglaaaaaaaay. Okay so I’m like…
Apr 27th
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Drunken Ramblings from a Mildly Attractive Guy:... →
angryhol: Okay first anbd foremost, I wanna saty FUCK THIS NIGGA. Okay so if you ever took a english class in 7th or even 8th grade, you should have seen this guy’s face pnce in a while. this guy writes stories, so tjhat meands he’s an author, aboiut ONLY MEXICAN KID. and in his description paghe, they…
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Reblog if you will answer anything an anon asks in...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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So about Hufflepuff
gillyhoo: pottermorehousepride: To all the people insulting Hufflepuff, you’re kind of insulting JK Rowling, who is a Hufflepuff, and without her, there would be no Slytherin Gryffindor or Ravenclaw either. I’m not even a Hufflepuff but I’d be honored to be considered in the same house as that woman. Just saying. Bless this post. Who honestly cares what house other people, or themselves,...
Apr 26th
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On the Road to Glory
Train and work out every day, do my best to stay on a healthy diet, get a good amount of sleep, drink plenty of water, listen to good music, let’s do this.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday - What's your kinkiest turn-on?
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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It's Tuesday, you privacy-invading pervert.
Yep, TMI Tuesday, as usual. Even though nobody ever asks me anything, I’m still doing it. Just because.
Apr 24th
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spacebattleshipyamato asked: I like the new hair. It frames your face nicely.
Apr 23rd
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WatchWatch
fistiscruffs: so-pessimistic: auraofkorra: So apparently Mako’s voice actor rapped once… couldn’t resist.  I’M CRY pussy pussy pussy pussy cat meow meow meow meow meow how’s that He’s also known as Bud Bundy.
Apr 23rd
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kidanoche asked: Prospit Inc is having a sale. 200 Boonbucks marked down from 400. Half off!
Apr 22nd
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kidanoche asked: dude it is exactly like what you just described. Music Telehomestuck. Soon commercially available. Bonus blinkin robotic rave lights for your troll pleasure. it is industrial manufacturing obscurity all up in this biz.
Apr 22nd
kidanoche asked: MTHomestuck
Apr 22nd
kidanoche asked: we can have people follow you around with cameras if you want .^.
Apr 22nd
strawberrys0uda asked: ahaha i bet! a lot of people seemed surprised, disgusted, or just plain uninterested >3< it was one of those things you gotta reply instantly or it just doesnt work! but the screen cap i got of you was perfect hahaha
Apr 22nd
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kidanoche asked: nooo! I'm so sorry!! D:
Apr 22nd
strawberrys0uda asked: wwhale that fact was hilarious =w=
Apr 22nd
kidanoche asked: eep fail wording i meant. if we took videos of omegle stuck.
Apr 22nd
strawberrys0uda asked: aha seen "WHAT DO I DO THAT’S FUNNY?" on my dash, only time I ever talked to you was omeglestuck (me = nic cage boner picture) and that 2 message chat made me laugh....a lot.... >.>
Apr 22nd
tsunderella asked: TORRANCE :D
Apr 22nd
kidanoche asked: do you even need people to say it bro you should look at videos of yourself
Apr 22nd
kidanoche asked: hi you make me laugh which means you're cool :D
Apr 22nd
ALL OF A SUDDEN
People are talking to me on here, and it makes me feel good. Thanks, guys, now I don’t know what to do for you all, besides finish trying to get that thing for getting 100 followers done, but now I have to do more than just that because, holy shit, you guys are awesome.
Apr 22nd
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tsunderella asked: omg you are in socal come to me equius you perfecto sing to meeeeeee
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: I'm a 45 year old rapist who enjoys starring endlessly at your face. And yes, that was a complete lie. BUT I WONT TELL YOU WHO I AM. CAUSE. EMBARRASSMENT.
Apr 22nd
Anonymous asked: Everything <3 I love EVERYTHING about you <3
Apr 22nd
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Diablo 3 is the most underwhelming sequel I've...
Everything about Diablo 3, for me at the least, has been a let-down. The general formula seems to be “let’s take Diablo 2 and World of Warcraft and try to merge them together.” But, instead of doing that, what they did was, “hey, let’s rehash Gauntlet Legends, but put Deckard Cain in it.” They’ve taken out just about everything that made Diablo 1 and 2...
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Pokemon me - What kind of pokemon are you?  →
kittenesque: bulbapod: turbata-puella: rumminov: lizabiz: chicksdigthephoenix: ilikebruises: rareredmeat: jillian is a perverted Hitmonchan. eyy Kat is a drunk Cyndaquil. seems right Kam is a happy Metapod. OK Liz is a happy Butterfree. Kam did you evolve into me Rumminov is a drunk Jynx. yep Darrian is a mad Togepi. oh Bulbapod is a beautiful Pikachu. …....
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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