So I was about to draw some shit because I haven’t done that in who knows how long. I open up my artbook, and instead of getting a fresh, new page like I hope, I’m reminded that I had loaned it to my friend Dennis, who can be found here and here, for the con. Now, Dennis isn’t into Homestuck. At all. He hasn’t read a single page of it. Anyway, Dennis basically went around to all the Homestuck gatherings using my artbook to help him explain what Homestuck was as according to him, a non-Homestuck. Here are the drawings. I’ll be scanning them once I gain access to a scanner.

seerofochinchins:

airinn:

monsieurpaprika:

samusmaximus:

elysethekraken:

elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.

samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.

monsieurpaprika’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Yaranaika?

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE RESULT IVE EVER GOTTEN ON THE INTERNET EVER I WISH I WERE JOKING

Airinn’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.

Seerofochinchin’s name means: 1) To let your imagination run wild. 2) Shotacon.

wh

M-03’s name means 1) Godly. 2) Suffering.

(Source: kotesticle)

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

DANG, HOT A WHAT BAB

Fuck, Chelsea, look at what you’ve done. I’ve been saying this to describe all the attractive people I’ve met since Fanime.

FUCKER YO~OU

moraniarty:

pussypoppintoradiodisney:

thatfilthyanimal:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

oh my fuck

GPOY hardcore.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

zillybooradley:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Yes, I have personal experience to draw from. Just because therapy or pills or whatever treatment you received worked for you, that does not mean it will work for everyone else in the world. The thought of someone else taking charge of the situation because they think you are incompetent of making decisions about your life and body absolutely disgusts me. 
If you received this help out of your own confessions, that’s a different story.  

DID THEY MEAN ANOREXIA

ANEMIA

OMG

YOU BETTER NOT GET INVOLVED, I HAVE A SERIOUS BLOOD CONDITION

OMGOMGOMG

Blood conditions are obviously a choice.

tuesdayromantic:

strangersway:

tuesdayromantic:

Ahaha Chira got this shot of an Aladdin cosplayer (who I don’t know and cannot properly credit) at Fanime. I thought this knuckles thing was hilarious

/shoves in someone specific’s direction

haha omg I know this cosplayer i don’t really talk to him though askd I could link you his facebook or something ; u;

Oh, I’m not particularly sure if Facebook is the best way to credit someone, I mean—Facebook tends to be a little bit more personal than a public site like Tumblr, unless it’s a cosplay FB, but yeah, I just hate not being able to credit people in an image I link.

If you need to know, he’s an amateur MMA fighter here in Southern California. Unfortunately, he only has a personal facebook, so I’m not gonna link it.

Thin Mint and Fudge Truck ice cream with gummy bears, gummy cola, gummy cherries, and whipped cream.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY CUT.
 

wagamamaboy:

arrhythmiaofreality:

teratophilia:

imanassspankme:

tw: rape threats, death threats

fuckyeahreligionpigeon:

I can just feel the “christian” love.

This thread was in response to a FOX TV appearance of an atheist who was arguing that if we put up a cross at Ground Zero, we should put up a religious symbol for every religion that was represented among the dead, as well as a symbol for the atheists.

Oh yes, these comments definitely make me want to reconsider my atheism and join the moral side.

hold up ya’ll, I just found Jesus, I’m gonna go kill some people now BECAUSE THAT’S THE CHRISTIAN WAY!!11 I mean…if I’m following these peoples examples and the examples of countless white imperialistic Christians for the last… oh, hundreds upon hundreds of years.

I am offended by this country, Scott.

why do they do this

their God must be embarrassed

; _ ;

Part of the reason why I stopped bothering with Christianity is because of people like this. Seriously, this is the most retarded fandom I’ve ever been in.

longroadstonowhere:

so this is that equius from fanime punching apart a watermelon. i tried to get a video of the whole thing, but i am partially technologically deficient, so y’all get the final punch only

(also wow, uploading to tumblr from itouch does silly things, but whatevs)

Hi, I’m Equius, and I like punching my food before I eat it.

(Source: cosplayer-confessions)

tuesdayromantic:

thefanally:

clarri:

Marry: Tony Stark

Live: SHIELD hq

Kids: 42 (jesus)

Cars: Your own supersuit (aww yeah)

Kink: Tight clothing

Job: Scientist

not bad, not bad

science waifu

Marry: Black Widow
Live In: Mansion
Kids: A bunch of fussy superheroes - nO ASSHOLES GET OUT OF MY MANSION
Cars: Company Cars - gey 
Kink: Daddy issues - Black Widow, DAS FREUDIAN. 
Job: Scientist

Hm. I can live like dis. 

Marry: Thor
Live in: Asgard
Kids: An 8-legged horse (ouch)
Cars: Vintage motorbike (AW YEAH)
Kink: Violence
Job: Personal assistant

WEH

Marry: Loki
Live in: Mansion
Kids: an Eight-legged Horse
Cars: Latest, Fastest Sports Car
Kink: Horns
Job: Scientist

 HA. HA HA. HA HA HA HA. OH GOD MY SIDES.

(Source: tmacphisto)

tipsynauticalist:

i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4

yup i feel ya

Same.

This picture’s so much more serious-looking than any other picture of me on here.

mint-t:

lordoftheplants:

piratessunluck:

Crazy Condesce

I’m sorry April.

asklfja

I’m not sorry.

No regrets, April, just love.