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lynati:

rudelyfe:

notoriouslynay:

thoughtsof-r:

jdizzy360:

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

Super human

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

This video is *awesome*; it would stand up without additional cleverness or humor.

One-legged, at the start. ON ONE LEG!

lesbianpeterbparker:

the fact y’all sleeping on hobart brown “aka punk spider-man” who is another young black teenager who leads a rebellion, uses his art/music to overthrow the fascist government/corrupted businesses to fight for the people’s rights and get equality??? HES THE BEST SPIDER-MAN GUYS.

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portentous-offerings:

spidergwnn:

ilysm (i love you spider-man)

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coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

sharkebutt:

some of you and it shows

snarksandkisses:

Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

i’m crying

changelingsrule:
“ bumbleshark:
“ bumbleshark:
“idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirtless too and whoopi just said “nah im good” ”
reblog for sfw whoopi goldberg
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That reminds me of that...

changelingsrule:

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

idk why this photo of ghost (1990) is so funny to me. do you think they were trying to get her shirtless too and whoopi just said “nah im good” 

reblog for sfw whoopi goldberg

That reminds me of that “Myth of Consensual Sex” poster.

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loumargi:
“Vasiliev Oleg
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loumargi:

Vasiliev Oleg

murkmen:

murkmen:

Griffin and Justin Malfoy

Draco McElroy

jewishpangolin:

sergle:

southerndrawlinmypants:

hanasheralhaminail:

idontwant-these:

A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship

All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the ‘fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human’.

To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship’s day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it.

The human loves them even more for it.

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They’ll get better at celebrating the human’s birthday next year. It’s the thought that counts.

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@jvlianbashir​ THAT’S A GOOD END TO THAT EPISODE THOUGH…

the vulcans put together awful, bland decorations. they make a cake because it’s of “significant importance”. they go through the process of putting together this party and Studying this Human Ritual and the entire episode is setting up to what you KNOW will be a horrible result. they do a bad job!!

then when the human’s birthday comes, and they reveal the off-the-mark, underwhelming looking birthday bash, the human just. starts crying. because they had no idea their crew would go through all this trouble to celebrate their birthday, and even put up DECORATIONS, or make a CAKE, and there’s a birthday card with extremely polite impersonal messages written and a hundred perfectly tidy signatures.

and the vulcans are just standing around like “you appear upset. the Birthday Party was unsatisfactory”.

@auber-jean

colacharm:

i think part of why minecraft is such a well loved game is because you dont have to be good at it to play it

like, you can get into the complex shit of the game and memorize spawn patterns and learn redstone and all that but really you dont need to to have a fun experience… you can just… goof off and build a dirt hut and have a pet cow adn thats the dream

about-usa:
“Bryce Canyon National Park - Utah - USA (by Bo Nielsen)
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about-usa:

Bryce Canyon National Park - Utah - USA (by Bo Nielsen

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Being on tumblr after the update like

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